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All you need to join the Chicago police force is a good uniform, apparently. This past Saturday, a
14-year-old kid walked into the Grand Crossing District station wearing an authentic uniform (sans badge and gun), signed out a walkie-talkie and ticket book, and was partnered up with another cop for a 5 hour shift. He accompanied the real cop on routine traffic stops, and no one raised any suspicions until the shift was over. Unbelievable.
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Chicago has no monopoly on police incompetence, however (though they have less of an excuse). Last week, a roving vigilante mob in Nigeria handed over a goat to police, claiming that it was a shapeshifting witch who was stealing cars.
The police arrested the goat.
1 comment:
That Chicago gig is Ryan's dream come true! He even has the same uniform. Sweet.
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