Hey kids! Play this nifty game to "find out when you should die!"
Yes, you may be spending your earnings on necessities like "eating, drinking, ... clothes, ... rent," but if you don't at least split your spending 50/50 between "ordinary stuff" and sustainable items or "ethical investments", you turn into a fat, disgusting (capitalist?) pig.
And there you have it. You're decades past your expiration date. Just go kill yourself now. It's the only moral thing to do. Make sure you don't get cremated, though. Preferably have your body ground up, composted and used as fertilizer on a communal farm.
And this is what I'm supposed to say to my kids? "Alright, family meeting everyone. You're 2 1/2 and 4 1/2, but you're already near or past your carbon ration. Every breath you now take and every burger you make is killing the planet. You'd better start recycling or you'll end up like that exploded pig on the computer. Wait. Why are you crying? I'm just trying to keep you from being planet killers!"
How long until PBS Kids has something like this on their website?